When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

but a chick in blue tights, and some shitty headgear.

That was funny and you know it.

I can see many a comic fanboy looking at the new Wonder Woman costume and squealing with glee over the fact that they're keeping it fairly comic-accurate.

I for one think it looks incredibly tacky. This is a painfully clear example of how the outrageous colors and styles of a comic uniform can look outrageously stupid in real life.